if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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