omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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