Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Randomize
