Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
The Olympian is in my bed
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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