There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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