I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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