Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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