Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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