It's like God shit irony all over that family
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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