After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
