i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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