I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
