Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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