It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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