ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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