By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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