He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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