what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
