i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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