And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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