NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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