He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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