did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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