I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
