And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
