was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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