i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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