Ambien. No doubt about it.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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