Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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