Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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