I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Im part way to drunk.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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