Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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