: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
