so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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