Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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