My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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