he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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