Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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