Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
