He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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