Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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