Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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