We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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