Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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