Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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