Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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