Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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