Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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