I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I need to calm my uterus...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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