New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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