just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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